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When the center of your bed caves in after tearing up the old ladies ass and leaves you looking like the stuffing in a taco.
Damn dude I beat that ass up last night. We had to climb or way out of the tacobed, it was a real bitch.
Tacobed by Casper70 April 7, 2020
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TacoBellumpkin 

The least desireable form of a blumpkin (as if any are particularly desireable) for the giver --- That which takes place after an especially large amount of Taco Bell has been consumed by the blumpkin-receiver
During a particularly rancid TacoBellumpkin, she received a splash of partially-digested Chalupa right in the face.
TacoBellumpkin by bonehead15 January 21, 2011
Bent, Broken, Deformed, Messed up Beyond Recognition. Anything that's fucked up.
That guy is Tacoed
Tacoed by page0109 March 23, 2004

reverse tacobell

The insertion of something that replicates the feeling of spewing and sputtering flaming hot liquid-solid matter from ones anus back into the anus.
the lack of hand washing brought upon a sensation that reminded me often long nights on the toilet after Taco Bell. Hence reverse TacoBell
reverse tacobell by Dadfather November 18, 2021

tacobellend

The name given to someone after making Love to a salsa pot.

"Oh my god joe, you dicked a salsa pot! Your such a tacobellend!"
tacobellend by James Newman April 26, 2006

Mexican Soft Tacoed 

the act of being hit on by occasionally one, yet usually multiple, hispanic men at one time. (generally in reference to white women)
Julie and Cindy went to this reggaeton concert and couldn't help but be constantly mexican soft tacoed.

tacobender 

The employee at Mexican fast-food places (Taco Bell, Red Burrito, etc.) that works 8-hour shifts bending corn tortillas into a taco shape. It is one of the lowest positions available. This job does not pay well.

Not to be confused with a taco bender, which is inviting a bunch of friends over, doing way too many tacos, and waking up with a raging taco hangover.
Tim: "I got that job over at Jack-in-the-Box I was talking about!"
Jim: "Seriously?"
Tim: "Yeah, I nailed the interview! I start tomorrow."
Jim: "What position is it? Assistant Manager? Human Resources guy?"
Tim: "Tacobender!"
Jim: ಠ_ಠ
tacobender by srs109 July 31, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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