Tacobed

When the center of your bed caves in after tearing up the old ladies ass and leaves you looking like the stuffing in a taco.

Damn dude I beat that ass up last night. We had to climb or way out of the tacobed, it was a real bitch.

Tacobed by Casper70 April 7, 2020

TacoBellumpkin 

The least desireable form of a blumpkin (as if any are particularly desireable) for the giver --- That which takes place after an especially large amount of Taco Bell has been consumed by the blumpkin-receiver

During a particularly rancid TacoBellumpkin, she received a splash of partially-digested Chalupa right in the face.

TacoBellumpkin by bonehead15 January 21, 2011

Tacoed 

Bent, Broken, Deformed, Messed up Beyond Recognition. Anything that's fucked up.

That guy is Tacoed

Tacoed by page0109 March 23, 2004

reverse tacobell

The insertion of something that replicates the feeling of spewing and sputtering flaming hot liquid-solid matter from ones anus back into the anus.

the lack of hand washing brought upon a sensation that reminded me often long nights on the toilet after Taco Bell. Hence reverse TacoBell

reverse tacobell by Dadfather November 18, 2021

tacobellend

The name given to someone after making Love to a salsa pot.

"Oh my god joe, you dicked a salsa pot! Your such a tacobellend!"

tacobellend by James Newman April 26, 2006

Mexican Soft Tacoed 

the act of being hit on by occasionally one, yet usually multiple, hispanic men at one time. (generally in reference to white women)

Julie and Cindy went to this reggaeton concert and couldn't help but be constantly mexican soft tacoed.

Mexican Soft Tacoed by jjkkjjkk May 22, 2008

tacobender 

The employee at Mexican fast-food places (Taco Bell, Red Burrito, etc.) that works 8-hour shifts bending corn tortillas into a taco shape. It is one of the lowest positions available. This job does not pay well.

Not to be confused with a taco bender, which is inviting a bunch of friends over, doing way too many tacos, and waking up with a raging taco hangover.

Tim: "I got that job over at Jack-in-the-Box I was talking about!"
Jim: "Seriously?"
Tim: "Yeah, I nailed the interview! I start tomorrow."
Jim: "What position is it? Assistant Manager? Human Resources guy?"
Tim: "Tacobender!"
Jim: ಠ_ಠ

tacobender by srs109 July 31, 2010