"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"
by wykykr May 15, 2006
mugGet the I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alexmug.

take that and suck on it

a term defiantly used too much by teenage males. it is from jeffy, a puppet that does stupid stuff. it is basically saying to take whatever they are talking about and to suck on it. thats all. Sometimes used as a comeback.
"Your stupid" "your stupider, take that and suck on it"
by MARYLYNBUTTHOLE May 13, 2018
mugGet the take that and suck on itmug.