take a heard 

To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.

I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.

take a heard by Zombiesanatomy October 7, 2022

take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

take a amber heard by Quackrock March 2, 2025

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard 

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one 

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016