take you upstairs

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"

I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)

by May 29, 2015

take you down to the slaughter house

the slaughter house is a big oiled up booty shaking competition

gabe saporta: ll take you down to the slaughter house
kate: gladly 🤩

by chrismotionless February 12, 2023

Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it

“Camavinga is better then gavi”
Stop with the mort takes bro

by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023

take a dive

its basically purposely losing for a friend, or getting paid to "take a dive" for your friend.

Ok bro, I'll take a dive.

by Goofy Uncle Joe December 14, 2022

Take a Gretzky

Taking a "Gretzky" refers to taking a number 2 in a porta-potty in the winter time when the porta-potty chemicals are frozen; you go in a drop a puck on the ice.

Me: "The porta potty is frozen but I gotta take a shit."
My Boss: "It's cool, just take a Gretzky."

by Haveyouseenmenards? December 22, 2020

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 23, 2022

take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.

I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.

by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022