Describes a person who is so kind, generous, and truly giving to your taint. A quick way for one to become a taint saint is for them to die for your, defending your, or spreading the good news of your taint to the heathens of the world.
After the recent scandals in the Catholic Church, the Vatican, in a desperate attempt to increase the churches popularity, announced a list of a dozen new taint saints.
Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.
Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!