Taint-Slide

The act of rubbing ones gouch.

When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.

by MisBehav3n July 19, 2011

Taint slide

The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.

Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming

Guy 1: oh shit

by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018