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An uncircumcised penis because it resembles the figure of a rolled up taco.

Brent had a taco dick.

taco dick by hammercock August 1, 2009

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Taco Dick

When your penis is so small it looks like a vagina.

Mr. May, you got a taco dick!!

Taco Dick by xxshuaxx April 2, 2015

Related Words

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Taco dick

When 2 men put their dicks together in a hot dog bun or “taco shell” shape, and then put food on top of their penises, so that a partner can perform oral and eat the “taco”

Yeah bro we did taco dick last night with my girl and her bull

Taco dick by Tacodickcreatorsbf August 18, 2026

Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

Salty Taco Dick by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019

rican taco dick

putting a dick in the girls nose till she snots all over it

yo i just rican taco dicked this chick last night

rican taco dick by landynandtyler June 15, 2021

Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

Dick Taco by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

Dick Taco

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.

Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.

Dick Taco by EmoreX January 2, 2010

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026