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Table Manners 

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.
That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.
Table Manners by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Mid table mandems 

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)
The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...

Manwich Table 

A table at which you eat manwich, play board games, and put innocent young children in chokeholds, often resulting in them kicking your knees.

tableman 

A mythical creature that sucks the penises of males whenever they sit at a table.
Woah, are you getting your dick sucked by Tableman?
tableman by tableman69 June 4, 2018

Dead mans tale 

Dead mans tale: and exotic 130 rpm scout rifle that has infinite range no bullet drop off and is pay to win :)

you can become an unmanned drone flying in the sky