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table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat
I made my girl a table cock for christmas
table cock by bigman7224 January 4, 2014
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cock table 

A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.
That girl Kelsey sure is a cock table. I went right into her and she didn't even notice!
cock table by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

coffee table cockblock 

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

cock tale 

A tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.
Ron: Hey did I tell you about how i got Jessica?
Tim: Dude I already heard this cock tale a million times!
cock tale by jakerater July 16, 2007

Cocks on the table 

When your challenging your friends or rivals, sometimes the only way to man up to the challenge is cocks on the table.
Alright boys, enough bullshit... Cocks on the table!

Cocktail Table

The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style
That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!
Cocktail Table by Doggie King August 17, 2011

tableclock 

noun: A single piece of furniture that can be used as both a clock and a table
A glass coffee table with a clock stolen from the Yates building taped to the underside.

That kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, I wish I had one.
tableclock by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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