t swift

"da real MVP," someone reliable and consistent, one who always delivers

My quite handsome doctor just informed all my results were good within hours of seeing him, and I was so happy that I did the macarena and told him he was t swift!!!!

t swift by kiwi farting in the wind August 6, 2023

T-Swift 

1. T-swift - Is the termination of an intimate relationship by any means other than death and writing a hit song about it.

2. T-swifted - used often as a comeback when you or your mate gets "burned"

1. I can't believe he gave you the old T-swift! You're too good for him girlfriend

2. Becky you just got T-swifted! Damn hahaha

T-Swift by shibbyzeroskater January 16, 2013

Pulling a T swift 

When you talk about people behind their back;make songs about everyone you've ever dated and broke up with; if you are a scaley, cold blooded, slithery snake

Man I told Jessie about how I was cheating on jake and turned out she was pulling a T Swift on me!

Pulling a T swift by CRAZYPEOPLE123456789 August 27, 2017

T Swifty

1. getting a blow job because the girl won't go any farther, kinda like Taylor Swift does
2. Popular way to say getting dome on Long Island

Mike: I'm gonna go get myself a T Swifty

Joe: Yo you hook up with Candice last night homie?
Andrew: Na man shes one of the tight bitches, just got a T Swifty

T Swifty by sharky clarky February 22, 2011

t swifted 

The point at which you get just drunk enough to play and sing along to Taylor Swift songs

Uh oh...Josh is wearing a t shirt and Lynnsey's wearing a short skirt. You know they be gettin' t swifted tonight!

t swifted by Strokemyemo September 6, 2017

T-Swifted 

Occurs when a person exploits their past relationship by expressing their emotions through art and/or social platforms

My ex girlfriend just T-Swifted me on Social Media.

T-Swifted by Harrison Crew March 1, 2022

T-Swiftizzy Mc Flizzy 

A word used to describe the moment in which you realize that your life isn't as it seems. That the sounds in your head is a result of your inner belief that we are all living in a simulation, and your right. We are.

Or it could mean that you just got a sick gift or present and you want to express how cool it is.

Hey! I just got a new Play Station 8. It's not as good as the new xbox, but its still T-Swiftizzy Mc Flizzy.

T-Swiftizzy Mc Flizzy by British Broadcasting Channel May 24, 2022