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Smelly Sylvian

The act of befouling high-brow or pretentious works of art with a previously worn butt-plug while ‘Methods of Dance’ plays in the background on loop
“Mrs Blennerhasset, if you put The Unicorn in before we go to The Tate, you might be able to stealthily execute a Smelly Sylvian before lunch
Smelly Sylvian by Nayyyyyy! August 29, 2021
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sylviana 

She is the most hostess girl around with a great sense of humor wonderful personality and can brighten anyone's day just by looking at her
Wow Sylviana your personality is the best
sylviana by My name is kid March 22, 2017

Syrian Loophole Theory 

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
A smart independent girl/lady long hair and always silly and clumsy. She is the nice cool kid in school. And fun to hang out with.
Me: I am not so picky so I would eat ANYTHING

Syrianna: ANYTHING

Me: ANYTHING

Syrianna: ooooh even POOP
Me: omg lol
syrianna by Heyimlucy13 April 18, 2018

Free Syrian Army 

An armed mob of mercenaries and hoodlums with ties to Al-Qaeda.
American 1: It's great to see people rise up against their oppressors man. The U.S. should help the Free Syrian Army at all costs!

American 2: What are you, a fool? We have a $16 trillion debt to worry about and you want to spend more money to aid these Syrian rebels who we know nothing about? U.S. intervention will be viewed by the Arab world as occupation - not liberation. For once, lets stay out of everyone else's problems and think of ways to improve our own country. All of our efforts in the Middle East have only put radical jihadists into power.

Syrian Torpedo 

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.
Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.
Syrian Torpedo by ljohn12N May 13, 2014