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Sympathy Fuck 

When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.
Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.

Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!
Sympathy Fuck by Vanilla Cat October 23, 2013
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Sympathy Fuck 

When you have sex with someone just to cheer them up. Most often in cases of boredom. Comes with no strings attached or emotional investment.
Guy 1: Why did you have sex with Jill?

Guy 2: I was bored and her dog just died.

Guy 1: Oh, so it was a sympathy fuck.

Sympathy fuck 

Mrcy: I can't believe that you and Jason talked me into a sympathy fuck for r on
Sympathy fuck by dellbeatey November 3, 2018

Sympathy fuck 

When a girl fucks a guy she feels sorry for, like he's her cousin from the side of the family who all died in a car accident when he was 3 months old. Or like an orphan, some kid with no family. Girls have sex with a guy like this thinking it will make the guy less likely to stalk or rape, when in reality this is the sort of attention a rapist or stalker dreams of. Likelihood of heinous sex crime victimization actually increases after a sympathy fuck.
Jill felt like she was being nice and doing Jorge a favor by giving him a sympathy fuck, really Jorge was taking her for the first time of many right then, just like a Bundy or a gein.
Sympathy fuck by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016

sympathy-fuck 

The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.

The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.

(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!

simp sympathy fuck

Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out
You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!

Sympathy fucked 

To have someone place you in a bad situation immediately after they have expressed sympathy for your circumstances.
They said to me, "Now Paul, I know you're going to starve if we sack you, but unfortunately the budget won't allow for us to keep you." I sure got sympathy fucked.
Sympathy fucked by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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