sxtorugojo
aka mammonssweatyasscrack2 aka Seven aka the coolest and swaggest tik toker ever. he’s like really cool and funny and hot and attractive and the best genshin player ever
person 1: bro do you follow sxtorugojo on tik tok?
person 2: wtf? no
person 1: bro what are you doing with your life?
person 2: well i’m working 3 jobs and-
person 1: shut the fuck up nobody cares. listen, if you aren’t following sxtorugojo it literally means your unfunny and talentless and ugly.
tik tok hq: that’s true.
person 2: why is tik tok hq here?
person 1: to arrest you for being unfunny and ugly
person 2: what??
*tik tok hq arrests person 2 and they’re going to be in jail for the rest of their life*
person 2 from behind bars: friend, please tell my wife and kid i love them
person 1: no. fuck you
and that’s why you shouldn’t be like person 2.
person 2: wtf? no
person 1: bro what are you doing with your life?
person 2: well i’m working 3 jobs and-
person 1: shut the fuck up nobody cares. listen, if you aren’t following sxtorugojo it literally means your unfunny and talentless and ugly.
tik tok hq: that’s true.
person 2: why is tik tok hq here?
person 1: to arrest you for being unfunny and ugly
person 2: what??
*tik tok hq arrests person 2 and they’re going to be in jail for the rest of their life*
person 2 from behind bars: friend, please tell my wife and kid i love them
person 1: no. fuck you
and that’s why you shouldn’t be like person 2.
sxtorugojo by sxtorugojo October 9, 2021
