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sxtorugojo

aka mammonssweatyasscrack2 aka Seven aka the coolest and swaggest tik toker ever. he’s like really cool and funny and hot and attractive and the best genshin player ever
person 1: bro do you follow sxtorugojo on tik tok?
person 2: wtf? no
person 1: bro what are you doing with your life?

person 2: well i’m working 3 jobs and-

person 1: shut the fuck up nobody cares. listen, if you aren’t following sxtorugojo it literally means your unfunny and talentless and ugly.

tik tok hq: that’s true.

person 2: why is tik tok hq here?
person 1: to arrest you for being unfunny and ugly
person 2: what??

*tik tok hq arrests person 2 and they’re going to be in jail for the rest of their life*

person 2 from behind bars: friend, please tell my wife and kid i love them
person 1: no. fuck you

and that’s why you shouldn’t be like person 2.
by sxtorugojo October 9, 2021
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Amazing Jujutsu Kaisen Content. Huge Toji and Gojo Simp, would laugh at someone's funeral on accident, mentally insane, very inappropriate. A terrible artist.
"Hey have you heard of SatoruGojoscumslut?"
"Yeah their content sucks"
by Khoruupd April 1, 2021
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