Swoopportunity 

The delightful set of circumstances that increase the success rate of a successful swoop unto the coveted object of another person.

Randy: OOOOH BOY! Molly Anne Jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, I'm gonna get up on!

Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!

Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!

Swoopportunity by Great Blue Heron November 4, 2008

swapportunity 

an opportunity to barter instead of paying for something

The swapportunity made more sense for her so she simply bartered for what she wanted.

swapportunity by CharlestonSC March 16, 2015

stopportunity 

A word designed to prevent having to explain that you are waiting for a good opportunity to stop/pause a movie, video game or other activity.

"Are you going to come eat dinner?" "Yes I'm just waiting for a stopportunity."

This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."

This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.

stopportunity by Visiblemode July 31, 2013

Shopportunity 

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".

Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.

Shopportunity by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Shopportunity 

high fashion at insanely low prices.

I snagged a major Shopportunity on a
Burberry coat at Marshalls.

Shopportunity by shoppergirl2468 January 28, 2010

shopportunity 

n. A "can't miss" sale or exchange of goods often taken advantage of by the most frugal, cheapest person you know. A real shopportunity envolves multiple exchanges, layers, relationships, and coupons. This is sometimes mistaken for a scam, and borders on white collar crime.

Cam: "Dude, did you hear about the shopportunity that Goldenstein just scored?"

Mark: "No, what did it entail?"

Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."

Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."

Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."

shopportunity by dpmarky November 21, 2010

swapportunity 

The opportunity to swap a higher calorie snack for a Yoplait Light

Swapping a 300 calorie doughnut for this 110 calorie strawberry shortcake is a good swapportunity

swapportunity by Brizzo123 February 28, 2012