swolgen 

When you tell a friend a racist joke and someone finds it funny and instead of laughing sneezes a huge chunk of snot

Mate that was one fat swolgen

swolgen by Thegamingpussyboi27 June 13, 2018

swogen 

Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.

Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!

swogen by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Swollen Starfish 

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

Swollen Starfish by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

swollen pussy 

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.

My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.

swollen pussy by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018

receiver of swollen goods 

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)

Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods

receiver of swollen goods by Vanian August 15, 2012

swollen members 

the best music to ever hit this planet!

Hey yo r u comin to the swollen members show tonight its gonna b dope!

swollen members by Phat Dawg June 26, 2003