1 definition by DurPahDur
When someone smokes tons of weed, but also actively rejects facts about reality and physics to the point where they sound like an entire backwards asshole every time they speak; A corrupted form of 'wokeness' brought on by lack of self-awareness, a deep, unrelenting suppression of base logic and a brain full of THC that the subject in question is blatantly unworthy of harnessing.
"Every time Chris speaks, he literally tries to weave magic into the fabric of how things work. Like, we get it dude, you studied at Hogwarts and majored in CBD, but you sound like a swoke douchebag. You're an adult. Not a 3rd grader. Please stop."
by DurPahDur July 10, 2020