swivels 

A point of alcoholic intoxication to where the user has lost balance and good judgement.

swively, swiveling, etc.

"He had the swivels so bad last night, he fell down a flight of stairs and tried to hit his mom."

swivels by MC Mello November 17, 2004

Swivels 

When your walking and your upper torso turns to the right, while your hips and ass turn to the left.

Bluelight must be double jointed when he walks his whole body swivels left and right.

Swivels by Count Chuckula December 17, 2021

swivels 

same as the beer shits

I drank so much last night at the Baker's, now I have the swivels.

swivels by Pag October 12, 2005

Swivels 

When your so fat, when you walk your tar belly swivels to the right, and your barrel ass swivels to the left.

It's funny watching Bluelight walk down the street he swivels like he's double jointed at the waist.

Swivels by Blackula 10-31 October 27, 2021

keep your head on a swivel 

To be alert, or just be watching around you

Guy1: Cops is lurking, keep your head on a swivel
Guy2: Aight g, you too

keep your head on a swivel by TexasMadeCuzzo December 7, 2016

methanical pancake swiveller 

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

methanical pancake swiveller by Clagbo July 19, 2006

head on a swivel 

To be constantly moving your head left and right so that you do not miss anything approaching you from a blind spot

Mandy had her head on a swivel as she rode her bicycle in downtown traffic in order to avoid getting hit by a car.

head on a swivel by Chow-bi July 5, 2017