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Switties
“Wow, it’s so hot in here at the Black Sheep Tavern here in Sterling, MA… you should feel my switties.”
Switties by Stacy O’Brien June 22, 2022
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Snitties
“Oh my god, Roman, stop staring at Dee’s snitties and judge the case!”
“Dee, pal, your name isn’t ‘Jealousy’, calm thy snitties.”
“Hhhng, Thomas, I’m trying to convince you to take the callback, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my snitties is distracting the judge.”
“Dee, pal, your name isn’t ‘Jealousy’, calm thy snitties.”
“Hhhng, Thomas, I’m trying to convince you to take the callback, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my snitties is distracting the judge.”
Snitties by BitterlyJitteryandAlsoAnxious April 16, 2020
scitties
scitties (singular scitty) refers to goodtimeswithscar's minecraft tits. they are huge and we love them
scitties by iron-sides July 13, 2022
shittiest musician ever
A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary
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skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
shittiest musician ever by folded cache out June 1, 2013
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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