Switties

Shiny, moist breasts with a beautiful gloss that catches the eye perfectly.
Look at that bartender. She has a beautiful set of switties right now!
by MP9 August 16, 2010
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Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 April 12, 2016
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