2 definitions by MP9

Switties

Shiny, moist breasts with a beautiful gloss that catches the eye perfectly.

Look at that bartender. She has a beautiful set of switties right now!

by MP9 August 16, 2010

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole

Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.

by MP9 April 12, 2016