“Bro, I just got asked for nudes by Samantha but she just nude swings me.”
“Dude, Samantha didn’t send back nudes? That is so low brow.”
“I know, right? DX”
“Dude, Samantha didn’t send back nudes? That is so low brow.”
“I know, right? DX”
by sushiyeetboi March 10, 2018
When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
by jonny_raige February 6, 2014
by -Luxxur1ous- March 17, 2023
When grown men kiss the dope mans ass. They are always agreeing with anything he says. Always spying for him. Always being his golfer. Always laughing at his not funny jokes or rude cut downs.
by Ninashroom February 8, 2022
by stacy22 August 30, 2009
A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.
Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.
If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.
Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!
Have fun!
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.
Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.
If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.
Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!
Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"
"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
"Some spouse swinging"
"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 12, 2014
by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016