Similar to foreploy; a swellout changes his hair, clothes, or political opinions for the sole purpose of getting laid.
Have you seen Randy lately? Yesterday he was sporting a fauxhawk and vintage t-shirt and wouldn't shut up about An Inconvenient Truth; what a swellout.
Noun. The feeling you get when some one else's food (primarily lunch brought to school or work) smells tastier than yours.
As soon as I walked into the break room and inhaled a delicious aroma of garlic and Parmesan, I thought of my stupid yogurt for lunch and was filled with smellousy.
Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.
"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"