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SlangDaddys

"Damn man do you see that girls boobs!"

"Bruh those ain't boobs. Them some SlangDaddys!"
SlangDaddys by RupertfL September 11, 2014

SwampDaddy 

A person that is the best at a certain thing. Often a roll model for others and almost always the coolest person in a room at any one time. All normal Daddy’s will look up to the SwampDaddy and will have a great amount of respect for him even if they dont like him as a person.

SwampDaddy’s are most often found either drinking, at a gym, playing sports, or just being great. They do activities like that so they can assert their dominance of the normal Daddy’s and often do whatever they can to do just that.

Think of a SwampDaddy as the top of a food chain (the lion of the concrete jungle).
Jack: Damn, Chris is really good and basketball.
Dean: Yea, he’s the SwampDaddy of this court bro.
Jack: Wow he’s the coolest.
SwampDaddy by 5wampDaddy September 28, 2018

SmackDaddy 

A person of great stature. The one who tells it like it is. A person who represents what everyone else wishes they could be.
SmackDaddy by inya May 14, 2003

Sankdaddy 

A totally suave individual. One who gets all the ladies and is idolized by all his friends.
"Wow, look at Steve over there mackin on them hoes like a Sankdaddy"
Sankdaddy by Sankdaddy March 23, 2009

slackdaddy

A master slacker. One who excels at the art of slacking, to the point that it appears a serious effort has actually been made.
A slackdaddy invites slackers over to clean his place, and they will, without ever realizing a serious effort has actually been made.
slackdaddy by slackdaddy November 22, 2006

shankdaddy 

A shankaddy is a superior form of father. Inheritted from the wookey mountain tribe in the far east who rose thier children to be the greatest warriors of thier time.
That kidis damn tough, he must have a shankdaddy
shankdaddy by Flinders_00987 October 11, 2006