swan dive

Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)

"nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt"

by VegaTDM November 16, 2007

Swan Dive

The act of theatrically throwing ones self to the floor for no apparent reason. Typically used in sport by cheats in Wales.

"Ah nah, ya boy Ayew's only gone and Swan Dived. Again."

by JT's mum May 28, 2021

swan dive

another term for carpet muncher

"Hey, is that Maria making out with Margaret? I guess she does the swan dive"

by Robert L November 17, 2004

swan dive

something azuritereaction should do

dez, swan dive

by moneky June 22, 2012

Swan dive

The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.

John felt dinner with Sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.

by Polonski October 19, 2012

Swan Dive

The act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.

- Dude, my girlfriend was sleeping last night, totally did a Swan Dive! - No way!!!

by mFarmer July 18, 2010

Swan dive

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.

I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.

by Jujunum September 1, 2013