swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014

Mossy Swamp Bog Fuck

When a person filming for National Geographic (or any nature show with David Attenborough) has to disguise themself as wildlife an the surrounding wildlife is horny wildlife that interferes with the cameraman's work through attempted inter-species intercourse.

I was filming Alligators for the new "Great Planet" series and got Mossy Swamp Bog Fucked

by ThemGoodOlBoys August 30, 2020

Swampmoose

an overweight fatass woman with no sexual appeal at all!!!

Anna Nicole was hot, now she's a swampmoose

by Jason Goad December 22, 2003

swampmonster

A nasty, smelly, beast-like whore who looks like the sister of the star of 80's film classic "The Swampthing". Panic and heavy drinking always follows awakening next to this gnarly, cum-gurgling creature that is a carrier of several unknown venerial diseases.

After thowin back 16 foties of OE the night before, Tay-Tay awoke next to a swampmonster and a rashy crank.

by Cyn City June 25, 2006

Swampmonster

A 10 feet Dingaling that loves to do it really hard

The Swampmonster is doing it with me!!!!!

by RIPPLEDSLAYER January 15, 2015