That momentary feeling of accomplishment and success when you type in a difficult word and see that spell-check did not have correct it.
I just used the word ventriloquism in an email, and had a little moment of spellabration when I got it without spell-check having to correct it for me.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'