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smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus
That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

Swaggasaurus Rex 

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.
Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

Skeetasaurus Rex 

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.
"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."

"Argh, me balls fell off"
Skeetasaurus Rex by Tyler G October 4, 2005

Swaggasaurus Rex 

1. The king of all swagger.

2. Swagger so high and mighty, only he/she can be compared to a king or royalty.
Guy - Man! There's so many hot females in this place. I'm leaving.

Friend - Wth! Why?

Guy - Our swag is useless out here. There's a swaggasaurus rex over there.
Swaggasaurus Rex by pseudonimity August 20, 2009

Swaggasaurus rex 

1) A god of swag.

2) Someone with enough swag to match the great strength of the tyrannosaurus rex.
Guy 1: Dude, I think we're the most swaggalicious ones here!

Guy 2: We would be, if it wasn't for that swaggasaurus rex over there.
Swaggasaurus rex by $wagg 88 November 23, 2011

Swaggasaurusrexodile 

1. A man of Caucasian ethnicity, who far exceeds all blacks in the area of swag, while still being respected and looked up to by his fellow men.

2. The king of all swagger. No other predator can match his swag.

3. Swagger so high and mighty, only he can be compared to a king or royalty. Not even the king of the jungle, the lion, has as much swagger as this mean swag machine.

4. Only man capable of performing the "alligator"!

(Def. - When a man quickly slips his package into a chick, and then wraps his arms and legs around the female and says "I've got AIDS" and then proceeds to roll around, while she trys to fight him off in a state of ecstasy)
>Dude - Man! There's so many super fine dimes in this place, but I'm bouncin out bud!

>>Friend - WTF! Why? Check out the rack over there!!
>>>Dude - Our swag is useless out there. There's a friggen swaggasaurusrexodile over there! Once he gets hold of one nice rack, they all become his prey. I'm not taking no sloppy seconds tonight son...You ever seen what a crocodile can do to a nice rack?!

>The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson...People belong in swimming pools. But on land he was a straight up Swaggasaurusrexodile!

>That girl last night wearin the cameltoed sweatpants, muffin-topped lard innertube hammock spaghetti strap tee with damn apeish canadian bacon nipples cuttin through, was such a crocodillahippohydroheffapig with lemony juicy assorted catfish burritos that commit matricide at least 5 times in a row at 43 minute intervals while the sex couch grows tall on Wednesdays and the rain is deep purple in Antarctica when the temprature is 5° below your sisters duck butter, it was totally unreal!!!!! Even a Swaggasaurusrexodile wouldnt prey on that fuglunt!
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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