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Skeggasaurus 

a person who ollie and alec is obbsesed with please help PLEAS
Alec: OMG SKEGG IS ONLINE
ollie: OMG YIPE YOU TALKED TO SKEGGASAURUS
Skeggasaurus by WHydidhodmakemethisway September 14, 2023
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smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus
That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

Swaggasaurus Rex 

Tyrannosaurus Rex proportion level of swagger. Kingly swagger so abundant that it drips like Soul Glo.
Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Girl that's Will. He's such a swaggasaurus rex!

Skeetasaurus Rex 

The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.
"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."

"Argh, me balls fell off"
Skeetasaurus Rex by Tyler G October 4, 2005

Swaggasaurus Rex 

1. The king of all swagger.

2. Swagger so high and mighty, only he/she can be compared to a king or royalty.
Guy - Man! There's so many hot females in this place. I'm leaving.

Friend - Wth! Why?

Guy - Our swag is useless out here. There's a swaggasaurus rex over there.
Swaggasaurus Rex by pseudonimity August 20, 2009

Swaggasaurus rex 

1) A god of swag.

2) Someone with enough swag to match the great strength of the tyrannosaurus rex.
Guy 1: Dude, I think we're the most swaggalicious ones here!

Guy 2: We would be, if it wasn't for that swaggasaurus rex over there.
Swaggasaurus rex by $wagg 88 November 23, 2011

Swaggasaurusrexodile 

1. A man of Caucasian ethnicity, who far exceeds all blacks in the area of swag, while still being respected and looked up to by his fellow men.

2. The king of all swagger. No other predator can match his swag.

3. Swagger so high and mighty, only he can be compared to a king or royalty. Not even the king of the jungle, the lion, has as much swagger as this mean swag machine.

4. Only man capable of performing the "alligator"!

(Def. - When a man quickly slips his package into a chick, and then wraps his arms and legs around the female and says "I've got AIDS" and then proceeds to roll around, while she trys to fight him off in a state of ecstasy)
>Dude - Man! There's so many super fine dimes in this place, but I'm bouncin out bud!

>>Friend - WTF! Why? Check out the rack over there!!
>>>Dude - Our swag is useless out there. There's a friggen swaggasaurusrexodile over there! Once he gets hold of one nice rack, they all become his prey. I'm not taking no sloppy seconds tonight son...You ever seen what a crocodile can do to a nice rack?!

>The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson...People belong in swimming pools. But on land he was a straight up Swaggasaurusrexodile!

>That girl last night wearin the cameltoed sweatpants, muffin-topped lard innertube hammock spaghetti strap tee with damn apeish canadian bacon nipples cuttin through, was such a crocodillahippohydroheffapig with lemony juicy assorted catfish burritos that commit matricide at least 5 times in a row at 43 minute intervals while the sex couch grows tall on Wednesdays and the rain is deep purple in Antarctica when the temprature is 5° below your sisters duck butter, it was totally unreal!!!!! Even a Swaggasaurusrexodile wouldnt prey on that fuglunt!
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