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cool guy sydrome

Got diagnosed with cool guy sydrome...now I take adderall
cool guy sydrome by turtlekid7 December 18, 2017

Blowjob Sydrome 

Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.
I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome
Blowjob Sydrome by Rxanaa November 4, 2009

Bunny.Meatball-sydrome 

Symtoms include:

- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently

- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words

- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.

- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.

- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECOMING"

- There are many other subtle symptoms, only a professional can properly diagnose Bunny.Meatball-sydrome
The kid failed at talking to the girl who obviosly wanted him and went to paint his bike instead because he has a sever case of Bunny.Meatball-sydrome.

Charlie Harper Sydrome 

Based off the tv character Charlie from 2 and a half men, when a person is fresh off a break-up with there significant other, chances are they will usually try to go for the rebound. But if the before mentioned person doesn't get a rebound in the first 2 weeks they drop their standards down a level. (example, from hot to cute, cute to average and so on.)
Yo, Robert has been single for a week after being dumped by Janet.
Yeah man pretty soon he's going to start the Charlie Harper Sydrome.

EXPLOSIVE ASS SYDROME 

WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.
This is a type of person, not to be confused with a syndrome this person doesn’t actually have a mental disability. They usually come in small groups. They don’t have many friends and are disliked by sporty kids. Most of them won’t hit puberty until late age around 18-20.
Sporty kid- “I hate when that snydrome goes near me.”