surprise sleep 

The act of knocking someone unconscious by hitting them on the head with a heavy object when they least expect it.

Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.

surprise sleep by Steven Boeckmann May 16, 2008

surprise sleep 

The act of being knocked unconscious with something heavy over the head.

Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.

surprise sleep by Steven Boeckmann May 15, 2008

sleepy sleep surprise 

while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.

person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise

person 2: legendary

sleepy sleep surprise by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020

sleeping suprise 

a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade

sleeping suprise is in the urban dictionary

sleeping suprise by Anonymous October 23, 2003