surprise sleep
The act of knocking someone unconscious by hitting them on the head with a heavy object when they least expect it.
surprise sleep by Steven Boeckmann May 16, 2008
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sleepy sleep surprise
while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.
person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise
person 2: legendary
person 2: legendary
sleepy sleep surprise by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020
sleeping suprise
a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade
sleeping suprise by Anonymous October 23, 2003
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)