Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
by Wofftan August 23, 2017
by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011
A sexy man with black shorts his nails painted and a surf board his smokin hot absssssss sexyyyyyyy mannnnnnnnnn eboy surfer daddys
by Daniel Seaveys bae October 28, 2019
An individual who participates frequently in sodomistic acts on or in relation to particular orifices on the human or any given body.
Tom: bro I just got done ravaging Jessica’s corn cutter, it was so hot! I love assholes!
Brock: bro, you are such a sodomy surfer!
Brock: bro, you are such a sodomy surfer!
by Corncutter69 June 25, 2022
by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023
Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
by Ratskrad December 30, 2022
A video game adaptation of Silver Surfer. It would have been a pretty kickass game if not for the fact that it's one of the hardest games on the NES, for all the wrong reasons.
Generally, it is frowned upon to say that a game is bad because it's "too difficult." After all, just because it's hard, doesn't mean it's bad.
But with Silver Surfer (NES), it does. If you've ever watched the AVGN's review of it, all I can tell you is...HE'S NOT EXAGGERATING.
But with Silver Surfer (NES), it does. If you've ever watched the AVGN's review of it, all I can tell you is...HE'S NOT EXAGGERATING.
by Someone who kinda exists April 17, 2022