Supprise Sex

who calls it rape these days
its now offically know as supprise sex!

Supprise Sex: Whilst woman is asleep, start rooting her (anus or vagina take the pick) and if she wakes up SUPPRISE BITCH!

by P-Dogga! October 15, 2008

Supprise ghost

Where when your girlfriend is studying or working, When she dosent see you pin her down and give her supprise facial.

Im going to give my girlfriend a surprise ghost tonight when she's working. Supprise ghost when you nut on her face when shes working.

by Im15 October 29, 2020

twinkie supprise

when a guy sucks the filling out of a twinkie and shoves his dick in it and fucks a girl, and the girl eats it afterwards is a twinkie surprise

did you hear David gave Charmany a "twinkie supprise"

by octavio25 September 23, 2009

Ganges Surprise

The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.

Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.

by SkittleLicker April 29, 2011

Double-wide Surprise

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.

Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

by Master chunks February 2, 2020

Whoopty Surprise

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.

“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”

by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018

european surprise

During a threesome with two males and one female, when one male is about to finish they do so in the mouth of the other male.

"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"

by divinemuffin February 8, 2019