superstraight
A genuine "straight" or heterosexual--i.e., a man who is sexually attracted to genuine women only or a woman who is sexually attracted to genuine men only. While "superstraight" and "straight" are actually synonymous, the term "Superstraight" has recently been adopted because it's easier than explaining for the thousandth time to autistic bisexual transpersons that "heterosexual attraction does NOT include attraction to same sex individuals cosplaying as the opposite sex." See also SuperLesbian and Supergay.
"Hey Dave, since you're straight I guess you'll want to have sex with me now that I've had my weenier chopped off and swallowed a bottle of tittie-skittles."
"Ah sorry no Mark--I'm SuperStraight."
"Ah sorry no Mark--I'm SuperStraight."
superstraight by Louis XXV October 11, 2021
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