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Superman Cape 

The act of jizzing on an individual's upper back and sticking the sheets to their back and let it dry to make a cape.
It hurt to take off the superman cape after a long night of hard fucking.

don't tug on superman's cape

Attempting to do something that can't be successfully done; a pointless act
Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't piss in the wind.

Post-it Superman dat hoe cape 

Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.
Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!