you're not serious, are you?
by Ben Fong October 03, 2006
An Italian man who can lay pipe with the best of 'em; very proficient at cleaning out any faulty plumbing.
by Ryan Eaves April 26, 2006
A Fat Ass Plumber who spends most of his time saving girls and getting drunk or high along the way. In his free time, he is a drunk ass plumber fixing toilets because people thought charmander could take a dump on the toilet but he fell in, got stuck and Mario had to plunge his fiery Asshole out of there. He is featured in many video games.
Hey man, wanna play Super Mario, sure lets be sure to eat lots and lots of sh rooms before we start the game.
by HairyBallz0-0-7 April 07, 2021
When you jizz around the upper lip of a female, then shave off your own pubes and stick them to her upper lip. That is a super mario at its finest.
She was suckin me off and then i unexpectedly came on her face. I then proceeded to grab the weed wacker to shave off my pupes and give that bitch a super mario. ITS A MEEEEEEE MARIO!!
by hewbrewnational3 November 15, 2010
Fat man who gets high on magic mushrooms then grows really big. His biggest rival is the mighty Bowser and he kicks Bowsers ass in every video game normally. Super Mario is also one of the most rekognisable icons in the video game buiseness.
by Mocoball May 31, 2005
An Italian plumber who enjoys shrooms, acid, PCP, or any other fucked up drug that fucks you up fuck fuck fuck
Super Mario does shrooms. Which is precisely why he rides a dinosaur while staring at the smiling clouds. and koopas. who are also on acid.
by iron maiden sucks April 09, 2005
Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for stage wins in the Giro d'Italia, former World Champ, known as much for his magnetic personality and good looks as his riding ability.
by cosmo January 25, 2005