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Super Gooner

One that spends so much of their life on Madden that their Ultimate Team is worth more than their lifesavings and single-handedly keep EA Sports in business.
Oh we just beat a super gooner so now we’re what’s left in the bathtub after the goon sesh
Super Gooner by VDRP283 May 10, 2026

Super Goober Glabby 

A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.
Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!

-what?

I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?