while occasionally referring to a disturbing sexual act, can also be used to describe well-dressed, hilarious, drunken individuals in the southeastern United States; see: frat-star.

Man those fraternity guys sure are sumpkins.

Sumpkin by fratdaddyUT November 17, 2009

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69 while the guy takes a shit. He holds her up to his face while he eats it up. And girl is doing her thing.

“Babe, what if we tried to sumpkin to spice things up?”

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simpkin

The Anglo-Indian word for champagne, coined in the 1800s.

Also spelled “simkin”.

James: Let’s open a bottle of simpkin to celebrate!
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.

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easy to understand or deal with

synonyms:simple

Eugene is such a noob in madden. Beating him was simpkin.

simpkin by bazeballboy5757 October 11, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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