n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.

Tits that are not big, but not too small; they fit perfectly, one in each hand

An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.

A close female friend of whom you've either slept with or would potentially like to sleep with.

Sugar-Tits Adj. Meaning a way to offend a sexy woman