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n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.
by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.
by Moses Maybe July 31, 2006
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Tits that are not big, but not too small; they fit perfectly, one in each hand
I love your sugar tits, they fit my hands like gloves!
by the $cuN>| January 02, 2007
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An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson
by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006
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A close female friend of whom you've either slept with or would potentially like to sleep with.
Hey sugartits, it's been a while since you've been out to the bars.
by J. Peddy August 04, 2006
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