Suction Vice

Either a table top vice that attaches to the table by way of a suction cup.
Or a person that simultaneously sucks all of the positivity, energy and motivation out of the room whilst generating an immense feeling of vice like pressure.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the latest crap Mike has been spouting off in the office?
Person 2: Oh god, what is it this time? That guy is such a suction vice.
Person 1: I know right, he has the whole office on edge. The guy is a total creep.

by Mr K P rick April 2, 2021

suction therapy

Long, intense blow job.

Suction therapy completely relieves men of their stress.

by heaspecialist October 16, 2009

suction butt

the ass of a cat; the circular hole below the tail which expands and releases shit/flatulance

cats are the only animal that you can wake up at 3am turn around on your pillow and see a suction butt right in your face!!!!!

by betty buttckiss April 1, 2008

Suction Seat

The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.

I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!

by annieoakley August 20, 2010

Tubular suction

When one gives a blowjob using a vacuum cleaner.

Nate was so lonely after his wife left him he got the vacuum and gave himself some tubular suction

by DrMcLovin January 26, 2016

suction device

A derogatory term for a female who engages in oral sex, or more commonly known as giving dome, all the time. She is proud of her status as an object whose sole purpose is sucking. Use the term wisely.

"Hey, Leah, give head to more guys...you suction device!"
"Shutup. I'm gonna go cry now." She then proceeds to do what suction devices do best to cheer herself up.

by Mikal Am August 24, 2007

fartlet suction

When she starts to suck in air with her ass and fart it out after u nut inside it.

Him: "Imma nut bby", *nuts
Her: *ass starts gaping and gurgling
Him: "whoah, she's doin' the fartlet suction"

by TheDoomGuy July 17, 2018