Either a table top vice that attaches to the table by way of a suction cup.
Or a person that simultaneously sucks all of the positivity, energy and motivation out of the room whilst generating an immense feeling of vice like pressure.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the latest crap Mike has been spouting off in the office?
Person 2: Oh god, what is it this time? That guy is such a suction vice.
Person 1: I know right, he has the whole office on edge. The guy is a total creep.
by Mr K P rick April 2, 2021
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