Suckling Pig
A morbidly obese male that smells like ripe cheese that has an obnoxious and unhealthy obsession with lactating female breasts. Suckling Pigs generally troll Craigslist and other social media sites and post ads and comments in their zest for lactating females.
Did you see that ad on Craigslist the other day looking for a lactating female willing to share her milk?
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Suckling Pig by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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