subsistence farting
When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.
Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
subsistence farting by tinkarink December 12, 2021
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