stuck on the can

The result of failing to check for toilet paper before defecating.

::calls someone on the cellphone within close proximity to the bathroom::

Receiver: "Hello?"

Caller: "Hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I forgot to check for one and now I'm stuck on the can."

stuck on the can by Raw Grassfed Goat Milk January 24, 2012

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019