::calls someone on the cellphone within close proximity to the bathroom::
Receiver: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I forgot to check for one and now I'm stuck on the can."
Receiver: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I forgot to check for one and now I'm stuck on the can."
by Raw Grassfed Goat Milk January 16, 2012