Extreme self
consciousness in one’s
appearance, resulting in the fear of
rejection of a lap dance by a stripper, even if said person has a wad of cash in hand. Usually results in the urge to fight other patrons, rather than to enjoy the scenery.
I think I suffer from stripperphobia, these
strippers won't dance for me, but they'll dance for Ben, he's got a
sweet ass. Let's fight
someone!