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Hair Spray Junkies 

Noun. Awesome word invented by Nick Meggitt. Someone who uses Hairspray to get 'high' even though you're not getting high your just freezing your brain. It's almost as ghey as meth or heroin.
"Let's go get high by bring hair spray junkies."
Hair Spray Junkies by NickMeggitt February 1, 2010

hair spray 

The act of gatting in a chinese girl's hair before leaving the your house
Ricky gave my hair some good hold with his hair spray last night!
hair spray by dusty pirate July 18, 2011

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw 

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!
(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw