Straight sack

1)The exact opposite of a Queerag bag(See Queerag bag).Often used in context with a straight male who does NOT exibit homosexual activity.
2)A straight man's scrotum.

1)A Straight sack is everything NOT found in a Queerag bag.
2)Hugh Hefner has a Straight sack.

by That dude from that place you went to like a really long time ago January 2, 2009

straight from the sack

The art of drinking goon(white wine) straight from the sack/cask, instead of behaving like a civilised human and drinking it from a cup.

"She was so drunk, she started skulling straight from the sack!"

by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009

Portland Straightjacket

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011

Straightback buffs

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!

Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"

by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009

straightmackin

Talking and chatting with girls 24/7. Getting numbers like they're going out of style.

"Guess what I did last night?"

"I'm gonna guess you were straightmackin."

by Nathan Rohlfs September 15, 2011

straightjacket snuggie

A regular blanket.

After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.

by themilkmantrink September 30, 2011

Straightjacket

n- When a female becomes excessively inebriated and passes out, and a male ejaculates on both of her eyelids and lets the semen harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.

That bitch that I straightjacketed last night lost it when she came to this morning.

by creech12 February 22, 2009