Straight Edge Kid 

General douchebag version of a drug free kid.
Someone who is IN YOUR FACE drug free for absolutely no reason. They feel the need to announce to everyone that they are straight edge and generalize everyone who doesnt draw x's on their hands as douchebag people.

Will challenge you to constant fights completely unprovoked if you aren't straight edge (Even if you are drug free) but will never fight one on one and will only fight with weapons and all of their friends at the same time.

Claim to be doing good for their communities but are actually horrible, terrible people.

Usually are only straight edge to get attention but if none of their straight edge kid friends find out, they have no problem drinking/smoking/doing drugs.

Claim that Earth Crisis is the best band in the world but it is actually the single worst band in existence.

Regular person: Oh hey whats up man?
Straight edge kid: FUCKING BEING STRAIGHT EDGE!! ARE YOU STRAIGHT EDGE!?!?!?!
Regular Person: No, I don't think so.
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU!! FIGHT ME!! (calls all of his friends to come fight the regular person)

OR

Straight edge kid: Hey, what are you doing?
Regular Person: Uhh... hey stranger. Im off to donate to the food bank and go help out at the animal shelter. You wouldn't happen to have a cigarette I could have would you?
Straight edge kid: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT DRUGGIE!! YOURE DEAD!!!
Regular Person: I was just asking, sheesh. It's not that big of a deal.

OR

Single Straight edge kid: HEY ASSHOLE!! FIGHT ME!!
Smoker who was minding his own business: Ummm... okay?
Single Straight edge kid: what... really? (runs away)

OR

Straight edge kid: LETS GO SEE EARTH CRISIS!! STRAIGHT EDGE XXX XVX SXE STRAIGHT EDGE HARDCORE STRAIGHT EDGE!!! FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!

Non-straight edge kid: No, thanks, I like music.

Straight Edge Kid by greatperson82734823964807 November 14, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008