Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

straight cut 

a jitz term used only by alex le, reffering to a shot that is straight AND a cut. in other words, thats bao shit.
Joseph: Alex, watch my 3-2
Alex: Nawwww b, do a STRAIGHT CUT!

straight cut dickhead 

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
straight cut dickhead by TopFrag December 29, 2018

Straight-Cut Timber 

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

straightouttherapy 

Real ass gangster thug with a long thick cock. He pulls all the bitches but is completely unaware about it cause he’s a retard and cant think for himself but its okay he’ll understand soon
Oh wow did i tell you Straightouttherapy talked to me today and he was so mysterious and cool i… i just wanna suck his dick so bad..
straightouttherapy by Bigpowell374 November 19, 2021

straightoutawaffles 

when ur having a trauma induce panic attack and anxiety attack and are driven to eat shit junk food and things u hate by demonic games and are going staight into waffles and pizza. and have to get out of the kitchen suffering toxic food poison. you gotta get straight outa waffles>trying to remove yourself from negative things fast and influences.
After the demonic attack on her mind and brain that left her twisted and backward and lead to a panic attack. margaret went to the kitchen and made waffles and realize that it was not waht she preffer and had to get straightoutawaffles to remedy the situation..
straightoutawaffles by assholemagnet November 20, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more