Straight boy 

A boy who cums too fast and walks too slow.

Gay boy: Ayy wanna blowie?
Straight boy: Naa bro I'm straight sorry mate... *walks away slowly*

Straight boy by Jamie Heald March 28, 2015

Straight Boy 

A frickin c*** who thinks it’s funny to be a asshole for no reason and constantly say “do you wanna a tab”

Making anyone who is different to them feel out of place and making sure people think there a nob.

Girl 1: Hey you see you that straight boy over there, can’t wait to see him at the job centre

Straight Boy by Sexy Shrek October 22, 2019

Straight boy crush 

Romantic feelings felt by a gay male when he develops a attraction on a straight male friend.

Mike Waters has a straight boy crush on Scott Favor.

Straight boy crush by AtlantaHardcore September 28, 2008

Straight Boy Flare 

When a homosexual male acts, dresses, or shares characteristics of a heterosexual male. Typically involves dressing in frat apparel or enjoying sports and other heterosexual activities.

Ethan had some straight boy flare last night with his Atlanta United jersey.

Straight Boy Flare by egibss June 29, 2017

pulled a straight boy 

(V)

When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man

Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned

e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight

1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?

- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came

2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me

-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case

-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way

-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now

pulled a straight boy by Attenchinho March 3, 2021

Straight White Boy 

Synonym for fuckboy. Also called SWB.

We all know them, we've all heard about them and we all dread being approached by one. These so-called straight white boys are commonly luring on social media and dating apps.

They're white, obnoxious, have no sense of tact or respect, and their standard reply is "haha and then what ;)"

They turn normal conversations into sexting in the blink of an eye and if you're not careful, you'll get a faceful of dick pics.
Do not startle the SWB tho! If you reject him too clearly, he'll go in defense mode. Common strategies are "ur not pretty enough any way haha" or "jk. Lol"
Whatever you do tho, don't mention the words "chilling" "going to take a shower" or "netflix" as this seems to trigger the response "haha. What would you do if I were with you? ;)"

"We were just talking on kik and suddenly he sent a dickpic out of nowhere, thats just so Straight White Boy from him."

Straight White Boy by Inspiritgolden September 23, 2015

Straight boyfriend

A homosexuals straight male companion. The guy a gay guy can have an incredible bond with, sometimes life lasting, and both give a receive a true love without any sexual desire. Like brotherhood, which is very unique between alot of straight and gay people.

"warren is my straight boyfriend"

Straight boyfriend by Perry Carey May 14, 2007