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Bubba, run to the Piggly Wiggly and pick mamma up some smokes. I don't want to miss my stories.
by King Festus September 13, 2005
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What grandmas call soap operas.
"Ethel, I have to hang up the phone now, my stories are coming on!"
"Thanks for reminding me, Gertrude, my story's on too!"
by Popeyes Chicken October 03, 2006
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appreviated version of the english phrase 'what's the story?' used normally by the breed of individuals referred to as scangers who inhabit the inner regions of dublin and parts of the city north of the river. is coupled with the word bud for the complete colloqual effect
' story bud? ye stallin over to me gaff '
by bud November 05, 2003
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Cork (ireland) word for 'wassup?' or a general greeting. It came from 'what's the story?' but simply 'story?' is the shortened version.
1st person: 'Heya!'
2nd person: 'Story?'
by xxkrissxx September 07, 2007
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WARNING: this story may give you a new outlook on life. Hope you all enjoy!
Three years ago, I was in my apartment with my friend Janie. Janie was tall, had long black curly hair, big blue eyes, she was perfect. I, on the other hand have breakouts, bulgy red glasses, small round muddy green eyes, and I’m a little chubby.

Janie was telling me how I should work out more, because I don’t like the way I look. I told her I would but I couldn’t find the time. That was a flat out excuse but whatever. She told me she worked out and she said how she looks amazing.

The next day, we went out to breakfast, and I had stacks of pancakes, my usual. When they came out, I stared at the pancakes for thirty minutes not touching them. Janie asked me what was going on, and I replied with a simple “I’m not feeling good.”

Janie left and I continued not to eat for the rest of the day. I was STARVING but I knew if I wanted to look like Janie, I should learn to deal with it.

I continued to know eat for three weeks. I only drank around a cup of water a day, that’s it. I lost 20 pound and I realized I was in pain and unhealthy because of this. But, every time I ate I would vomit because my body got used to not eating.

Three years later... I don’t look like Janie, I look like all bones no skin. I’m suffering from anorexia, and I’m currently in a hospital bed. I haven’t seen my family in a year.

Maybe, if I lived myself this would happen... I learned to live myself and never to do this again.

NOTE: this story is made up but has an important message! LOVE YOURSELF!!!
by LovingEveryMoment February 10, 2018
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N. - One of the sluttiest girls in altomonte.
V. - An act of sexual misconduct.

Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head
N. - I fucked story last night three times!
V. - Ya she really pulled a story last night.
by John December 20, 2004
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Somethign that is decent and not trash. Whatever addison describes as story is probably wrong.
The story of Sir. john Awesome
by FAHY7URAY February 04, 2009
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