Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

Texas Smokehouse by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016

Stonehoused 

When you spend all day or night with some hot broad, and you're just about to put your wiener in her and she says, "I have a boyfriend." That's getting stonehoused

Mike was about to marry the girl of his dream before she told him about Larry, he really got stonehoused.

Stonehoused by Billy Tossedsalad May 8, 2013

Sharehouse 

A place to live if you want to encounter selfish and inconsiderate strangers who make loud noises at any hour of the night, don’t do any cleaning, hog the kitchen and living room, will be on phone calls all hours of the night, make mess and expect you to clean it, will use the couch as their personal clothing line, steal your milk and have their drunk friends running around the house naked. The other occupants apparently don’t know the definition of the word share

“Living with my family can be so annoying sometimes”
“Well it’s a lot better than living in a sharehouse”
“That’s true”

Sharehouse by kfcftw January 9, 2019

smokehouse 

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.

Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.

smokehouse by biffula December 27, 2007

Italian Smokehouse Syndrome 

when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy

After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!

Italian Smokehouse Syndrome by grosstony May 5, 2009

Tennessee Smokehouse 

n. the act of giving a woman a barbecue sauce enema then doing her in the butt, pulling out, and having her suck your penis dry.

Terry: "Yeah, it was our anniversary last night."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."

Tennessee Smokehouse by Tommy Hotsossidge November 10, 2008

smokehouse 

(V). An extremely attractive female. Refers to her being "smokin'" hot. Is used when classifying someone's attractiveness.

Jessica Simpson is a smokehouse!

smokehouse by ERNNNNN April 19, 2007