stopatation 

A spoken or written request for someone's presence or participation that is intentionally lacking cardinal information such as the time and or location of the event and may even at times point to the wrong destination. Similar to invitation however its purpose is to rope in and misguide a stopa.

We're all going to Crocodile Bar in Buffalo so give Jeff a stopatation to meet us at the Brickyard in Lewiston.

stopatation by Bergalicious November 28, 2007

stopulation 

A rule or condition regarding cessation of motion.

If there are no other vehicles near a red-octagonal-sign-marked intersection, having to actually jam on your brakes and come to a halt seems like a hugely-unreasonable stopulation!

stopulation by QuacksO April 7, 2022